This morning when I was on my way to Unimas, I listened to Hitz.fm's morning crew (well, I listened to them every morning actually). As usual, I was stuck in jam at the BDC area, near a Chung Hua school. Every morning, I never fail to be a part in the crawl. Tsk. Anyways, Elly and I were listening to the morning crew program and this morning they talked about direct translation from Malay language to English or vice versa as today is the first day of PMR for all the Form 3 students all over Malaysia and it so happens that their first paper for the week is Malay language. So, they (as in JJ and Ean) talked about funny direct translations that they had come across; they also invited some listeners to call in and share their experience on funny direct translation.

There's this one lady called in and told JJ and Ean that she came across this when using Google translate. She typed on the name Ramlah Ram (for those of you who doesn't know who is Ramlah Ram, she is one of Malaysian celebrity who was very famous at the eighties )

My wish came true last week. Last Monday, I finally get to see you after so long (two weeks is not that long lah Marcella. Don't be dramatic). Though it happened at an unlikely place, which is on the road (no, we did not come across each other on the road. We were in the car when it happened. And I shall not elaborate more on it :p), it was a blessing. To see you smile when you saw me, I thought I was dreaming. But that smile of yours stuck in my head for a few days, and it made me happy. I can't explain why it is stuck in my head, nor why it makes me happy. It just did. And before the week ends (as in before it turn Friday), I prayed to God to let me see you one last time for that week. And true to His words, He answered my prayers as I saw you A FEW FEET AWAY FROM ME! I swear my heart was skipping its beats. Although your action was as if you were not glad to see me (or maybe that was my interpretation. I mean, YOU USUALLY TEXT ME WHENEVER YOU SAW ME AND DESCRIBE WHAT I WORE WHEN YOU SAW ME. WHAT HAPPENED?), but I was. And it really made my day. But now, the only thing I regret is that I did not actually say 'hi' to you. For what reasons, I don't know. Maybe I just have this high hopes of you saying 'hi' to me as you are a guy, and I am the girl. Sik kan lah aku juak perlu madah 'hi' ngan kau nak? Aku pompuan bah. Ada jadi kedak perigi carik timba. SIKKKK MOOOOOKKKK KU EH! This week, I do have hopes to see you anywhere, ANYWHERE in Unimas (though as you said, "Unimas besar and banyak orang. Kau pikir senang kah ku mok carik kau?" Tew.) but I have a feeling it might not happen. Oh wells. I just hope somehow that you actually think of me (pathetic me), cause you never left my mind. For real. No exaggerates.